Welcome to the dollhouse.
  • Paul McCartney: John wasn't gay, he never came onto me.
  • Interviewer: But what about Brian or Stua--
  • Paul McCartney: IF HE HAD BEEN GAY, HE'D HAVE BEEN INTO ME AND NOBODY ELSE, OKAY. I'D HAVE BEEN HIS FIRST CHOICE, OBVIOUSLY. WRITE THAT DOWN.

"God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out."

 
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Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

(via wickedwitchelphaba)

I thought I was going to be offended… then it made sense

(via menagerieofchaos)

vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

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stateofgraces:

nothing lasts forever (except the WinRAR free trial)

evangelame:

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

siriuslikesboys:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

funkyc0bra:

yo so i heard you liked british people 

"it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds."

 
- an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via frantzfandom)

huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK