Welcome to the dollhouse.

"it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds."

 
- an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via frantzfandom)

huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK

teamfreesnuggles:

house of cards au where everyone can hear frank’s narration to the camera but no one has the heart to tell him

madsmikkellsen:

Jim Beaver is having none of your shit

madsmikkellsen:

Jim Beaver is having none of your shit

nuditea:

??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????

nuditea:

??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????

bellecosby:

Some of y’all need to ship yourselves with some common sense 

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

lizardsfromspace:

Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776! 

sighet:

tumblr’s idea of “smooth as fuck” is like what an 8th grader fantasizes about saying to their date at the prom when they’re older