And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
are you fucking kidding me
Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?
house of cards au where everyone can hear frank’s narration to the camera but no one has the heart to tell him
??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????