Welcome to the dollhouse.

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

funkyc0bra:

yo so i heard you liked british people 

"it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds."

 
- an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via frantzfandom)

huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK

teamfreesnuggles:

house of cards au where everyone can hear frank’s narration to the camera but no one has the heart to tell him

madsmikkellsen:

Jim Beaver is having none of your shit

madsmikkellsen:

Jim Beaver is having none of your shit

nuditea:

??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????

nuditea:

??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????

bellecosby:

Some of y’all need to ship yourselves with some common sense 

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed