Welcome to the dollhouse.
  • me: I am a Juice fan but also a rational adult. I understand that Juice is probably about to do something incredibly stupid and/or die. I am a reasonable person who will calmly watch this happen with the knowledge that he is a fictional character and it is just a fucking television show and will in no way let affect me emotionally.
  • juice: [ gets a hang nail ]
  • me: omggggggggg BABYDOLL SUGAR PIE HONEY BUNS MY SWEET PRECIOUS ANGEL WHY DO ALL THESE TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU PLEASE LET ME BAKE YOU COOKIES AND CUDDLE YOU AND FIX YOU WITH MY LOVE OMG SOMEONE STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO TRAFFIC I AM NO LONGER BREATHING GET THE PADDLES AND SHOCK ME BACK TO LIFE I CAN'T HANDLE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS

oh no Gemma

is facing the potential consequence for your actions……

upsetting you???

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oh look

more contrived, gratuitous mass violence

this time directed at black people instead of women

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Has to happen, I deserve it”

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okay if Juice could at least tell Nero the truth about Gemma

just fucking tell someone

JUICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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on the very short list of people I’m still invested enough in to want to survive this show, Alvarez is near the top

me everytime they try to make jax and wendy a thing

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me about Juice

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as a former preschool teacher, can I have a moment of silence for Courtney Love and her co-workers having to put up with Abel’s juvenile delinquent behavior

like I can see him at the playground, starting a mini biker club, riding around on trikes with white shoes that he refuses to ever take off or get dirty, hair gelled back, bossing other kids around in a weird cali-newcastle hybrid accent

someone steal’s his girl’s cookie at snack time and he retaliates by pinching the wrong (and probably non-white) kid

does his ‘time’ in the time-out chair, marking the minutes on the wall in crayon

shirtless push-ups on his nap-time mat

sitting on top of the slide, wistfully staring into the distance while ‘journaling’/scribbling his thoughts on construction paper

meeting secretly with the leaders of other child gangs under the swingset, sucker stick hanging out of his mouth, calling everyone ‘brother’ while trading favors for candy and squirt guns

so like I will be the first to admit my loyalty to Juice is pathetic and sad and eternal no matter what he does and is 1000% Theo Rossi’s fault. I’m not gonna act like everything Juice has done is okay (cause, you know, murder is actually wrong and all) or that he’s blameless for his situation b/c he definitely isn’t

BUT like if he genuinely does turn rat as the promo monkey’s have suggested, going to the Mayans with intel in exchange for protection

idk part of me will be so happy for him

like the club that took his best quality - his undying loyalty - used it, abused it, turned and twisted it for their own gain,  treated him like a traitor and a rat, (the worst thing you could be in Juice’s mind) then abandoned him when he was suicidal with guilt and grief without even bothering to let him defend or explain himself, deserves no better. 

a revenge seeking Juice, instead of cowering-in-fear-from-those-he-loves-most-Juice, seeking control over his own fate and actually feeling like he deserves to live and working to protect and defend himself -  while giving the brothers who betrayed him a taste of their own well earned medicine - is so something I can get behind

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oh now consequences are a thing???

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JUICE

BABY

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"Season 6 Sons of Anarchy out on DVD! Buy it Today!"

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YES NERO YES

TELL THAT B WHAT SHE NEEDS TO HEAR

SLAY

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