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you know what’s getting old?

being constantly, patronizingly lectured to in lengthy paragraphs by tumblr users on issues I could either research more myself with more credible sources or already understand 

I’m all for pedantically explaining things and debating issues, if we could just maybe be less bitchy and lengthy about it

thepaisleyelf:

So my mom has her final chemo treatment on Monday, and we decided to do a little something to celebrate!

yay congrats to Faith, my protege in sarcasm and fangirling (and de facto little sister), for getting accepted into nursing school! 

I’m so proud

irony is working as a nanny for someone employed by Blue Cross, their child making me sick, and still not being able to afford health insurance/trip to the doctor

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laptop charger burned itself up

computer slowly losing life

down to 8%

goodbye I loved you all

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thepaisleyelf:

um okay so my mom just sent me this picture that she found of me as a child and can I just

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thepaisleyelf:

um okay so my mom just sent me this picture that she found of me as a child and can I just

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my 100,00th liked post 

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that weird tumblr limbo thing where like

someone makes a text post about something bad or sad that happened and it’s not life-altering or super terrible but you still don’t want to ‘like’ it for fear that they’ll think you liked that something bad happened to them but you don’t know them well enough to send a comforting message or it’s not that big of a deal

but you want them to know someone read and acknowledged their shitty day and not make it worse by getting no notes on their text post

idk to like or not, it’s a dilemma

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good job America!

good job America!

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Anonymous: "can i see the house plan?"

okay this has legit been in my inbox for months

I occasionally scroll by it while looking/deleting old messages

I still don’t have a clue in the world

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yourdailyq: "How did you meet your current best friend?"

The year was 1990. It was Christmas time in Tennessee. There was no snow and my five year old life revolved around the Little Mermaid and the accumulation of Lisa Frank stickers. Assorted family members had made the trek from Missouri to gather at my house for present-unwrapping, scrabble playing and general family drama making. My mother managed to tear my attention away from putting brand new stickers on my brand new pink bicycle (with tassles!) long enough to point out a very bald, nearly one-year-old baby and tell me “That’s your new cousin Rachel! Yes, she’s a girl!”

I’m sure I was impressed

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I like how instead of just being thankful tumblr is back and grateful to the staff for fixing the problems whenever it has one it’s snafus everyone just cusses the fuck out of the fucking bitch ass tumblr staff for being a bunch of fuck-up shithead assholes like belligerent crackheads being denied the good shit

I’m pretty sure they don’t do it on purpose but we need to focus our rage at someone - they can’t take away our medicine like that, damnit

Anonymous: "post a picture of yourself? :) sorry if this is creepy, i just never saw your face!"
thepaisleyelf:

I wanted to steal one of these SO BADLY. If only a certain cousin had not backed out of his offer to help me lift one.

thepaisleyelf:

I wanted to steal one of these SO BADLY. If only a certain cousin had not backed out of his offer to help me lift one.

Anonymous: "post a photo of your dog!"

From his first Christmas, when he was a puppy awww.

One of these days I’m going to get properly motivated and dress him up in ridiculous outfits and do photosets of him b/c why else would you own a Corgi