Welcome to the dollhouse.

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

Getting ready for a night out 

fibrolicious:

What I think I look like when I’m getting ready

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What I actually look like… 

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billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

sazquatch:

The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.

Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

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classicrockneverdies:

you’re not a complete person unless you know all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

lebaenese:

my goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair