What I think I look like when I’m getting ready
What I actually look like…
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.
Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.
you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro
you’re not a complete person unless you know all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine
if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
my goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair