Welcome to the dollhouse.


putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call


In next seasons first ep, I want every single man in that club crying about Tara. every single one.


people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing


ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

"its not that hard to get a job"

- an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)


hipsters are so nice they dont post any dumb comments they just silently reblog posts and appreciate them without any fuckin superwholock gifs

Dear every TV show, 


I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over

         Your fans 


I think it’s hilarious when people criticize minorities for complaining about their oppressors with “hate breeds hate” like yeah lol why do you think they’re mad at you


if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted


do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off


if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either


Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english  


do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 



I hate fandom people who are like “lol sports r dumb” 
You do realize people get the same amount of joy from watching sports as you get from your shows or books or bands and you’re shitting on that and I’m pretty sure you’d shit yourself if someone treated the thing(s) you enjoy that way 

or when they say “but you’re not even playing why do you care”, yeah ok and you weren’t in the fucking hunger games and your punk ass ain’t never been to Hogwarts. shit.


why do white people think having a confederate flag anywhere on your property screams anything other than “im a blatant racist and slavery was cool”