Welcome to the dollhouse.

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

squeaktoy:

please love yourself and never ever ever upgrade to windows 8

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

slimedeath:

what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows

myclassicrockbabies:

old rock stars are my favorite type of people because they’re so cute and so old and they rock at the same time do you feel me

hellchesters:

being in the classic rock fandom is the worst because you live in a constant fear that you wake up one day and one of your fave rockstars will be dead

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

zestytrolls:

putting “friendly reminder” in front of anything even if its positive just makes it sound like 500% more passive aggressive

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

tigtragersoldlady:

In next seasons first ep, I want every single man in that club crying about Tara. every single one.