Plot twist: The villain kills the main character and his girlfriend levels up her personal character development and takes over as protagonist.
gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor
imagine idris elba as a starfleet captain
a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
I want a Star Trek series that’s about the worst ship in the fleet, the type of people Starfleet can’t quite fire but can try their damndest to make go as far away as possible. Drunk captain. Low achieving lieutenants. First mate who’s just a little felonious. I want to see what kind of missions they’re given.
A CMO who says ‘oops’ more often than ‘I’m releasing you back to active duty’. A communications officer who only speaks one language. An engineer who’s not quite sure which one is the Dilithium chamber and which one is the Deck 8 storage closet. A helmsmen with a sketchy knowledge of space geography. All the ensigns are the cadets who just barely scraped by. There is a crack in the helm that has to be continually patched up with spacetape.
who should play newt scamander? well they need to:
- have not been in harry potter before
- probably be a famous british actor to add to the canon
- like the badgers of newt’s house (Hufflepuff)
- be unemployed in the near future
Sounds kind of specific I dunno who they’re gonna find oh waiT -
YES, YES, OH MY GOD.
MAKE JK ROWLING FIND THE THING.